By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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ricinator 11

i think it's time to give her the talk...

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Mister_Triangle 21

"I already put it under the pillow for you, so that the Scrotum Fairy will visit and give you $10 if you never speak of this again"

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SilentTreatment 7

Send her back to her room and tell her to think about what she said.

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drlove78843 6

She didn't do anything wrong!

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snator 0

Yeah, but if she dosent know what it means she cant be in trouble!

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mspoutylips 8

Aww, you raised her well.

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Enslaved 36

I knew what walnuts and chestnuts were. Chin nuts, I found out the hard way.

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drlove78843 6

Your cat freaks me out

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stacianichole 2

Is your cat a Blue Russian?

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Enslaved 36

Yes.(: but not a pure bred. (mother was) Wow! I'm impressed. Many people think a cat is a cat is a cat. A lot of people don't realize that different bred of cats also have different personality traits, just like many dogs do. Bravo!

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Stroke_Her_Ace 15

It always made me think your cat was looking up and thinking, "I don't see the resemblance".

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FMLinNMI 0

Seems to me you and her mother have made a habit of keeping your daughter in the dark on a few things.

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leadman1989 15

Abstinence only education FTL!

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mrahhhhh 21

The obvious answer is, "On Peter Griffin's chin."

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mrahhhhh 21

Just for the hell of it... All the FMLers with Peter Griffin as their display pic post in this thread! Let's see how many Peters we can get! :D

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llZombiell 5

Way to inform your daughter about her body. YDI.

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sklorange 5

These sorts of things could be really confusing for hermaphrodite children. Geez, give her a break.

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arin2009 0

No it's actually hermaphrodite because you still describe animals be hemaphrodites or not and humans are primates, chordates, animals, whatever else you wanna call them.

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SquirrellyGirl 20

This wouldn't be an FML if her daughter was a hermaphrodite(I know you are supposed to call them something else but autocorrect won't let me type it) she's just misinformed about her amatomy

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