By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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ricinator 11

i think it's time to give her the talk...

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Mister_Triangle 21

"I already put it under the pillow for you, so that the Scrotum Fairy will visit and give you $10 if you never speak of this again"

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jaredofmo 22

"Your scrotum is on your future male partner."

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HappyPickles 11

I can't decide whether this is FYL or YDI. It's FYL if your daughter is so stupid that she can't remember basic things you've explained to her about her own body - you did explain to your children about their own body, didn't you?? It's YDI if you've never bothered to explain these things to her - either through laziness or through some ******-fixated perversion usually called religious morality.

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peepeeparee 0

I agree with everything but the religious part. I'm pretty sure it's not against religion to explain what a scrotum is, lol. You went a weeeeensie bit far there.

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ideasrule 13

You're right, it's not against religion. Try telling that to *some* religious people, not to us.

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SadinSherman 16

At least she asked you instead of googling it,which is probably what I would have done

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apkiys 0

Sometimes some things just aren't there... But you can use Jeff Dunham and his Jalapeño-on-a-stick!

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Poetaster 10

At least she is comfortable talking with you . That's a good thing

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Did you tell her?

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badactor009 0

Take her to the zoo and go walk by the elephants. "See that honey (pointing), now that's a scrotum"!

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MmkHere 3

You guys are so damn judgmental (then again, this is FML...) You should know that if she's asian, many (fob asian parents even know much that school even taught kids about this stuff. They won't even give you the talk... Within my Asian community, almost all of them agree. I had to learn through internet and teachers.

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icanhazblivions 1

YDI for depending on teachers to educate your child about the reproductive system. You better fix it before she gets pregnant at 15.

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jaminjames 0

Well a girls scrotum is right next to the… ZOMG!!!!

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