By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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ricinator 11

i think it's time to give her the talk...

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Mister_Triangle 21

"I already put it under the pillow for you, so that the Scrotum Fairy will visit and give you $10 if you never speak of this again"

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chevylynnB87 2

She should already know things about that department she's too old not to know about sex or the parts that it requires not safe to shelter her in this day and age kids are having sex way way way too early thinking it's cool..... :( bc of poor education

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Okayitwasme 0

I was told that when they ask, to just answer their question. Then after, joke about the other names it goes by. Not everyone uses the same slang, so it's good to give them the ones you know. Lol just like marijuana has many names, it's good for kids to recognize all of them!

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bubo_fml 10

On her chin! (You couldn't ask for a better set up!)

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zuzupetalsYO 11

12! Omg have the talk already!

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gameplaya2023 0

if this was /b/ then cp thread would commence

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JayD17 0

Me neither 66 -- the sex Ed teacher in my school wasn't there by choice and was obviously very uncomfortable with it. Not exaggerating - my sex Ed class were the words "don't do it." followed by dodgeball.

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TrouserPython 3

Tell her that her future husband is keeping it safe for her.

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