Kids: Today, my 12 year-old step-child told me he’s been deliberately...

By Kerkie - 24/01/2018 19:30 - United States - North Kingstown

Today, my 12 year-old step-child told me he’s been deliberately wetting - and sometimes crapping - the bed because he’s too lazy to get up, and knows it’s someone else’s problem to clean up after him. It’s been going on for years. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Thomasville

Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By Angrymom - 22/10/2018 22:00

Today, my teenage son informed me that when he’s too lazy to walk to the bathroom, he uses the kitchen sink as a toilet. I use that sink every day to wash vegetables for my family's dinner. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2021 11:00

Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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By sickness and health my sphincter - 22/03/2013 21:53 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 00:01

Today, my daughter threw my stepson down the stairs. When I asked what the hell was going on, she claimed she was just demonstrating her willingness to seriously injure him the next time she catches him in her underwear drawer or in her room at all. I’m not sure which direction to parent in here. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 08:49 - France - Paris

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

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Thursday 25 January 2018 1:34

I bet he won't be lazy if he has to wash the sheets himself. He's old enough.

fayrafox 5

Thursday 25 January 2018 1:51

And that is when you start making him get his sheets clean. Show him how, and then make it his responsibility. If his dad disagrees, it is now his responsibility.

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jriley4u 17

Friday 26 January 2018 7:43

At 12 years old he can either clean it up or sleep in it. His choice.

EnvyMe33 26

Friday 26 January 2018 16:48

I don’t care what age you are... why in the world would you want to pee and poop in your own bed if you can help it?! Seriously the smell would seep into the material of the mattress and nothing will be able to clean it out... that’s just gross. This child has a mental disorder or something.

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 26 January 2018 21:18

Well, now you know not to start cleaning up the bed after him. If his bed is a mess, he can do a load of laundry himself. Or he can sleep in his own filth. Really, though, the kid needs help if he's too lazy to get up and willing to sleep in his own waste to spite his stepmother.