By valnaj1 - 25/12/2012 03:03 - Denmark - Vamdrup

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
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whoknew1 3

I could imagine all the things that went through your mind. My daughter is having sex? She's already faking orgasms? How does she know the difference between a small penis and a large one? How many guys has she been with? How long has this been going on? Where did I go wrong?

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TheMystery13 13

What would be funny is if somewhere on here there's a post from your daughter, "Thomas has a small dick. FML."

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poohboo12 0

Im not understanding why u would let your 14 year old have sex and have a ****** w0w!!!!!!!!! I would whoop her ass

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Cowsxgoxmoo78 8

And the parent of the year award goes to?

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iteenlovequotes 19

if my future kid did this... my house would be like a prison with security cameras around the outside so I could see if they leave at anytime of the night.

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Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Um..what?

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Nat_Sophia 2

Shes fourteen why is she drunk and ******* a guy?

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UnPhasable 4

What the heck did I just read? It's time for an apocalypse.

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