By valnaj1 - 25/12/2012 03:03 - Denmark - Vamdrup

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
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fail_gurl21 7

god damn! im 14 and i would never do shit like that!! my generation is so ****** up!!

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yungbrittany98 8

I think everyone is being mean. Like its probably not the parents fault and its certainly not the daughters fault that kid is small. Lol. It's her teens let her have fun!

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jrtofix 6

Parents involvement? You have your hands full.. Lock that shit down now before she really gets in trouble...

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yungbrittany98 8

Why would you blame the parents? Like o have awesome parents but I do bad stuff and they. Do t even know. It's not there fault.

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Sinkhole 26

227 - Does that bad stuff include your grammar and spelling?

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yungbrittany98 8

No! I was really tired last night, but that doesn't defeat my point. In my opinion it is not the parents fault!

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raphael1123 13

Stop complaining about the next generation because guess who raised it? Us.

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fmljps 0

Wow..it really sucks to be you right now

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Ariana386 3

Not for nothin....but where ya been since she turned 11? If she's been around enough to cry cuz it's small n she faked it, then she been around the way awhile... ijs.

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mintstashinurtea 5

do the world a favor, don't have anymore kids.

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