By valnaj1 - 25/12/2012 03:03 - Denmark - Vamdrup

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
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Morgiepoooh9822 17

I'm 15 and I wouldn't even think of doing that. Tithe daughter needs bars on her windows and I dunno a therapist? So she can talk to someone about why she is such A ho ho ho. It's not all of us teens who do that shit. But the ones who do need a reality check.

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SweetLuna 10

Ain't that the truth! lol When I was 14 I wasn't into that kind of stuff. These kids that think it's so fun to PLAY adult have no clue what they're in for.

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ElliotC 6

Someone had a good Christmas Eve. Hoe hoe hoe ;)

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UniqueAnt21 3

What type of parent are you? Your daughter knows way to much for her age. You must not have any control over her. That's topical for today's parents of the young generation.

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jetpriest 9

This definitely shows you need to work on your parenting skills. First of all a 14 year old shouldn't be able to sneak passed anyone. Second of all, by the way she was talking, you have been slacking in restrictions for TOO long. She has too much knowledge for her age and has to be punished according to her misdeeds. A drunk 14 year old GIRL is totally inexcusable. You have to be on your toes. If the cops got a hold of your kid before you did, did you know that her being drunk alone is a reason why they'll take her to child services? Please be CAREFUL.

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IIzander93II 3

She could have been let out to this party with permission from her parents. The internet is a powerful tool for information. Kids can get a hold of alcohol from literally anywhere. College kids, parent stashes, stealing from stores, etc.

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kyoyaotori 7

Why does it matter that she is a girl? You emphasized the word girl as though it is acceptable for boys to drink and party at the same age. Either way, it is a bad sign that the parent has not been paying enough attention to their kids and there could be a lack of discipline.

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frigginpenguin 5

First of all, the daughter didn't even do anything illegal - secondly, i don't see how this child knows too much. In fact it's hard for her not to, considering she most likely learns about these things at school. The culture in Denmark is very different from the culture in USA. ;)

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Homer1975 14

omg,you daughter is small to fit Thomas little dick ，isn't it？

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Huney206 3

I hope you beat her ass!

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gemmadaws 3

You suck so badly think its time to go play Russian roulette

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smokestrong 1

A ****. You daughter is a ****. That is all

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