By valnaj1 - 25/12/2012 03:03 - Denmark - Vamdrup

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
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Jebitesevsi 11

If this was my kid, she'd be grounded for a year. And that would only be the beginning.

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kittybaby01 10

And worst parent of the year award goes to you. Congrats.

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tasinatee 2

I am the only member of this generation who seems to believe that sex before 17 is still considered young

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NamelessFace 22

IMO sex should be saved for marriage, so no, you aren't alone.

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OhSoHandsome 15

1. why was your 14 year old daughter going to a party with alcohol? 2. why is she having sex at that age? . . . She may of faked an ******, but it seems like you've been faking being an actual parent.

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Zaayuro 9

something went wrong with her and now she is absolute garbage. I mean seriously? getting drunk, having sex, and crying over someone's small dick? what a lost cause

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vdturner25 15

This isn't an FML, it's a FMP, **** my Parenting.

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chickendude123 4

Then I realize I'm 14 and never had a gf ?

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HerpNdurp88 0

Why would you tell people how shitty of a parent you are?

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