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By younggrammy - 20/08/2009 20:15 - United States

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Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 14:51 - Ireland

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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 03:16 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

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By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By Laura B. - 13/08/2022 22:00

Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2015 19:37 - Canada

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Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML

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By Erica - 09/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML

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By unknown - 02/11/2013 21:10 - Canada - Courtenay

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Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML

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Stop

By dad - 03/03/2009 22:28 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML

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Arenick 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:27

Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?

dspadres 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:31

I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.

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CFR 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 4:48

It amazes me how extensive your vocabulary is...

capthavoc123 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 5:21

Well, you spent too much time telling other kids what to do, and you obviously didn't pay any attention to your own daughter. YDI

Bored_usually 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 6:29

FAIL!!!!!!

dacman48 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:04

**** punt and falcon punch, there goes ur problems

bec1808 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:02

Sarah Palin?

bec1808 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:04

Sarah Palin?!

xoxkarinexox 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 9:30

Fake

Nixx_has_2_xs 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 10:21

to everyone saying "YDI for having a *****"....the condom could have ripped or something. ...but YDI for promoting celibacy. Obviously she was going to rebel.

ijrnelson 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 14:10

YDI for teaching celibacy in schools - trying to teach that to kids is just going to make them want to do it more. More important to teach about STIs (STDs) and contraception. Celebacy is a religious concept anyway

blahdsflksfd 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 15:27

Anyone who says YDI for teaching celibacy is a dirty rotten person, who should be immediately raped and impregnated.

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