Today i found out my parents found out about me from an FML website. FML

#145 WIN

Don't get a vasectomy, it has too many painful life-long side effects.

Get tested because I heard infants could get diseases from their mother's womb that stays with them and my mom's a ****. Also, It'd be hypocritical for me to ask my GF to get tested and not do it myself, or atleast dickish. If a doctor could perform a vasectomy on me and wouldn't I'd beat him right in his own office for being such a dick and being afraid of a court full of morons who would side with a man who asked a doctor for a procedure , knew what it was, and then later decided that it was the doctor's fault. Hopefully that chemo I had rendered me infertile so I don't need to go to prison for knocking a doctor out and chopping off his balls or hands (depends on whether they have balls to chop off). Or how about I try to eliminate the dangers? Besides, do nothing? Judging from your post the only problem that I would care about is pregnency (which scares me 20 times more than aids ever can) , I'd park in the rear XD . jacks_penguin Like what? Pain? Pain killers work well on me and I'd rather pain then a kid. If I did want a kid I'd adopt one. I looked it up, and any long term side effects I'd care about seem unlikely.

Question: Why is celibacy and abstinence stupid? The only thing I can think that is stupid for a sex life (or lack of one) is sleazing around then whining about what happened because of it. Or not trying and whining about how you can't get laid. What you're doing, waiting until 18, is a form of abstinence too, you know. Dictionary: ab·sti·nence (ăb'stə-nəns) n. The act or practice of refraining from indulging an appetite or desire, especially for alcoholic drink or sexual intercourse. So, it's not just waiting until marriage. It's waiting period. There's nothing stupid about waiting, or just not wanting it. Hell, some people just plain don't even have a sex drive. I know for a while I didn't. Also, I'm pretty sure she's just pointing on the irony of her situation, not that she's going to look bad, or how difficult it is for her to believe that it happened, because of her occupation. In a sense, waiting until 18 makes you "safer," simply because you are wiser, and the waiting could make it all the better. You know, the anticipation? Also getting fully "prepared" beforehand (learning whatever it is you desire to learn, and learning it in good detail) would make it a good time too, I would bet. Also, about the vasectomy, isn't the sperm part of semen supposed to be the healthiest part (for swallowing, I mean)? And what if your eventual spouse wants children? I mean, from you? They CAN be reversed, yes, but I hear it's a painful process. Speaking of pain, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasectomy#Complications -- apparently, there is more than just physical pain involved, and probably more than an over-the-counter medicine could handle. Vasectomies can fail, though. Remember that. There's also nothing preventing you from getting a disease, of course... You're absolutely right though, about the STDs. The name may be a tad misleading, but I can't believe people think you can only be infected by them through sex. Several STDs can infect you through different ways, such as needle sharing and being born with it (such as you stated). They're DISEASES. I don't think there is a single disease or sickness that can only be obtained through doing one thing. If there is, it's going to adapt soon and find another way. Good for you for deciding to test you and your partners.

#296: No. Semen is composed of about 2% sperm, 98% glandular secretions. There is no health benefit to eating sperm cells.

I thought it was 10%, not 2%? Maybe I am considering a wrong age group. There are health benefits from consuming semen, but I will admit I've not specifics saying whether it's the sperm that contribute to that. I just assumed [shrugs]

#296 Ok, if you have no sex drive then it's not stupid. But most people do and there's no reason to never do it or wait until marriage. Yea, I guess it's a form of abstinence but do you really think the OP teaches something like that? Wait until you're ready or you've Did X Y and Z or you're 18? Ok, it's possible she's pointing out irony, but it seems to me like when there's irony on the FML the irony is meant to be the worst part. Safer because I'm wiser? what do you mean? Umm, I've only heard one thing that said eating sperm is healthy. And that was if a woman is pregnant, swallowing the sperm of the man who got her pregnant could lower the risk of complications because she'll become used to that DNA. I wouldn't get it reversed if my wife wants children. I would never make my wife pregnant because if I"m married to her I'll assume I love her and I would never put a woman I love through pregnancy and child birth even if she does want me to. Why would I put my wife through something painful to ruin my life and I think ruin hers? The adoption I talked about? It was a compromise, I still ruin my life but I don't have to see my wife going through 9 months of hell followed by the agony of child birth all while knowing that I caused it. I looked at the complications. Pain, which as I've said I'm ok with. link to dementia "Because primary progressive aphasia is so rare compared to the number of men undergoing vasectomy it is statistically very unlikely that any one individual would develop this problem", Rare enough where I don't care. And it's just a speach disorder. Mourning over the loss of my reproductive ability? I highly doubt it, besides it seems temporary. Fail? As in they're unable to snip snip for whatever reason or it works and the woman still gets pregnant?

I think you should talk to a grown woman who's been pregnant before you assume every woman has complications or pregnancy ruins lives. I speak from experiance when I say it is the most beautiful thing that can happen to a woman. There is nothing better than feeling that life moving around inside of you, or giving birth to your OWN child. Think of the pain you would cause your bride over the fact that she would never be able to carry your child. Unless she doesn't ever want children at all, that pain will be far worse than the temporary feet swelling or heartburn. Sure, there are rare complications that can arise, but they are rare.

Don't ask me how it fails, but it has happened. That's where the suing starts, I think is what someone meant earlier. If your wife wants you to impregnate her, she's going to be upset if you refuse to reverse it (since I would assume she knows by the time you're married, and wouldn't marry you if she wanted babies IMMEDIATELY). There's a lot of pain in childbirth, yeah, but it's not for nothing. Many women are willing to take the risk, and it's not really up to the man to say "Well I don't want to put you through that" ... after all, it's HER body lol. And your lives aren't ruined by children, if you're ready for them. Watch out for her biological clock though; she may try to pressure you into getting a child when you two are not ready. THAT is when your lives are ruined. Yes that is one way in ingesting semen being healthy. Sex during pregnancy is also helpful, for that reason. But semen also contains a lot of essential vitamins, along with testosterone. It also elates mood, and possibly fights some forms of cancer. Semen as a whole does this, and I reasonably assumed sperm would be a good contributor of some of those vitamins and, of course, the testosterone. By "wiser" I mean a lot of different things. With age comes social experience and, I would assume, your personal sexual adventures (meaning practice and masturbation). You know more definitely what you want, what you're looking for, and how to do and get those things, for one. You'll more clearly be able to judge a person. I'm not saying that at 18 you magically know everything, of course you don't, but I am just meaning that you'll know more than you do now. That is what I meant. AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE! ... [cough] Yes, true, irony can be "and the worst part of it is...!" but it seems more like an after thought in that way. [shrugs] Either way, OP's life is gonna suck since she has an underaged pregnant daughter. Not saying the daughter's won't suck either, but OP IS her mother, it affects her too. Also, I still don't see how it's stupid at all to wait or not want to do it. They have their own reasons... For example, someone who waits until marriage is someone who wants to make sure they're perfectly comfortable with their partner before getting so intimate (as in, they believe sex is "sacred" or similar adjectives). Someone who never wants to may be doing it for spiritual reasons (not necessarily does "spiritual" always mean "religious," by the way), or to prove they can. Someone who never wants to may do it because of some vindictive opinion they have against sex, or people. Someone who wants to wait is maybe scared and so wants to find someone they think can work them out of their fear. Someone who either waits or doesn't ever may be doing it for some sort of "statement" or to prove they have a mastery over his/herself. It all depends on the person. I can't find any of the reasons I just listed necessarily "stupid." Yes, intercourse is a natural thing, but since we are of a higher intelligence, we take our interractions with each other gravely seriously, and intimacy is probably the most serious of all interractions. Some people take it too seriously, some people not enough. Doesn't necessarily mean any of them are stupid. Maybe silly, but not stupid. Like I said, the only thing I really think is stupid when it comes to sex is bitching about something that's your own fault.

@314 I wasn't assuming that. I know most women don't have complications and the part I found life-ruining was having a kid, post-birth, not how you get it. I wouldn't be able to function in any way I want to if I have a kid to take care of. Heh, this is one of the reasons why I highly doubt i'll end up married unless I found a woman who's thought process is similar to mine, meaning they see pregnency as a lot of pain, and less time they could spend on themself, me, their family, their friends, their dogs, etc. Or at the very least they're close enough to my mindset where they don't care who's baby it biologically is. I'm not very high-maintenence, if I could be on a pay somewhere near my dad's ( He owns a business that'll be able to gurantee me a job that'll probably give me a lot more money than he makes now )and a woman I love I'll be perfectly happy with my life. If you throw a kid into the mix I'll sacrifice time with my wife and money , now if it really makes her that happy or she's depressed without one I won't stop her from adopting or even getting a sperm donor but I'm not pulling the ******* trigger.

I don't think so, the guy wouldn't of mentioned "18 years old" if he meant the vasectomy failing. I've heard of it, he's talking about a doctor being afraid you'll change your mind and sue later. They do the same thing with women who want their tubes tied. Yes, it's her body, she could do what she wants to it, but I get the same rights over mine, I'm not obliged to help her. If she wanted to be punched for whatever strange reason, I'll let her pay a bum to do it, I don't care how much she wants me to punch her. Yes they are, they suck up all of your money, time, and energy. I'd rather shove a bowling ball up my ass -_- . Practice? If you wait until you're 18 to have sex doesn't that mean you didn't have any practice? As for masturbation...........I think I'm unable to ********** and have to see a doctor for that o_o , I have wet dreams so I know my body is capable and a high sex drive but my hand doesn't seem to do anything so unless I figure out the secret I'll have no knowledge of what I want. Most of those reasons seem very silly to me.

There are ways to practice without actually being with someone. That's what toys and sex books are for. ;P Ohohohoho. As for your hand not doing anything for you, well... maybe you need one of those toys, lol. Experiment with anal stimulation, too. NO I DON'T MEAN SHOVING A ***** IN YOUR ASS... fingers work. Your prostate gland is in there somewhere. Some men like prostate stimulation. That is what I meant. Though, I've heard you can also try rubbing the spot between your balls and your anus. Other things you can do would be fondling your balls and rubbing/pinching/twisting your nipples. Or, maybe you're not using your hand right. Squeeze harder? Go faster? Thrust into your hand instead? Find what spot feels the best to stimulate, and keep going for it. Some guys like the head, some just under the head, some at the base of the shaft, some don't care. See if you're one of those guys. Though I assume you've probably tried all the handly things you can, and the ball fondling. Eeheeheehee.... TMI. I personally don't find them all silly, but maybe since I'm a girl I take the first time more seriously automatically. The vindictive one makes me laugh, but I HAVE met people like that.

Also, if you have a soundly secure living situation, a child wouldn't ruin your life. That is what I meant by "if you're ready for a child." Personally I would find it quite a headache myself, but some people love children so...

Heh heh ;) . That sounds like a life with an oversized parasite making it not worth living :| .

Lol... an argument about sex between virgins...

Would you rather the 14 year old not be a virgin :P ?