By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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infamoushack 10

Time to have "the talk" with her I guess.

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tomhofer 14

If you don't take time to explain it, they won't understand

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jessBeAqueen 13

maybe she wants to open up to you. you know. talk woman to woman and this was her ice breaker....not a very a good one but never the less still an opportunity to have a more personal and meaningful conversation with her....and if it wasnt then you figure out the Ice breaker cus she definitely needs THE TALK.

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happyhead123 16

Tell her no...then see when she figures it out.

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imtooshy 18

Are schools not teaching sex Ed anymore?

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pinguino3669_fml 23

My school decided it was more important to talk about self-esteem

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poemqueen 15

It shouldn't be the schools job to teach kids about sex, the parents should talk to their kids about it. And honestly schools aren't doing a good job teaching about sex anyway. Saying use protection is good advice, but that's not everything there is to know about sex. The parents don't need to go in full detail, but still the school system and the parents these days are failing at informing kids about it.

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imtooshy 18

I agree but between both, a combined combo of talks and education.....that's usually enough for a young adult to know the basics

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mandygrl25 18

My school tells us it's our decision, but tells us about consequences and different protection we can use. (Including effectiveness, failure rate, and what it protects against)

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

The slide show during the STD lesson was more than enough information for me to wrap my little soldier.

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revolution4ever 14

My high school made us play a board game where you'd roll the dice move around the board and draw a card with some weird scenario about us sleeping with someone. At the end of the game whoever had the least STDs and kids won. Quality lesson right?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Welcome to my world, 85. Rather than rolling dice I'm filling out child support checks.. Haha.

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lulu889x 22

When I was in high school we only looked at pics of STDs. That was considered our sex ed.

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tragicnightmare 15

Maybe thats why teenage pregnancies have such a high rate of occurence now

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RedPillSucks 31

Well. Schools stink at teaching sex ed because parents and politicians undermine the system because they don't want the "government" to teach their kids that stuff. If only the parents would take responsibility and teach their kids, but they don't.

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clueless05 12

Sex Ed at my school was pretty good. They even told us they expected us to have sex eventually and taught us about it all (STDs, protection.) They were even talked about homosexuality ect and gave us all the options

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love_me_electric 20

I'm from a small town, and my school had a surprisingly good sex ed program. They taught us about all kinds of birth control (diaphragm, female condom, IUD, ect.) as well as about STIs. Sad there are still schools that get away with teaching abstinence only education. If you're in a catholic school fine, but keep that out of the public schooling system.

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cuppycakeslove 20

That's odd, most teenagers have to take a Sex Ed course in highschool...I guess it's up to you to have the talk with her!

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horneyhic 15

We had a were babies come from course in elementary school but not the full protection and failure rates and STDs until about 14 or 8th grade

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perdix 29

She could have been a test-tube baby (ie, conceived via in vitro fertilization.) While you think she's an idiot, she is basically saying that you are unfuckable.

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graceinsheepwear 33

wow, I wouldn't have thought you'd consider any woman to be unfuckable! Look who has standards now!

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iammeorami 25

My new favorite word: unfuckable

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kat_a_tak 18

i hope your daughter was kidding or, as 11 suggests, that was her awkward ice-breaker for a more personal conversation. if, at 15 years old, she truly doesn't understand where babies come, YDI for being long-overdue for The Talk.

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Kitsi 14

That is sweet. I think that was her way of coming to you for that conversation. I hope you took the opportunity she gave you to teach and listen to her. Maybe she didn't know a less awkward way to start the dialogue. I know it seems like a stupid question, and the words were clumsy, but i think you should be proud and happy she trusts you enough to WANT to have that conversation.

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pinguino3669_fml 23

Maybe health class wasn't enough for her

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WildWonder808 14

lol well I think we all rather not think about our parents doing it!

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Iknoweverything 29

That wasn't a question- that was a BURN!

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YeahYeahYeahOK 6

No kidding, right? And everyone seems to think its sweet or a clumsy way of starting a sex conversation.... Come on, 15?? Most kids know the basics before 10. It was a Burn.

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