Kids: Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's...

By anonymous - 12/08/2009 16:14 - Canada

Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML

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By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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By NewMom - 01/09/2021 07:01

Today, I had to explain to my 20 year-old daughter why she can’t leave her infant son at the house on her own, while she goes out partying until 2 a.m. Her response was, “What? I’m supposed to miss the party to watch his ass?” FML

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zolziski 11

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:02

This is a bit of a tough one, but I'm going to have to go with YDI for not taking more of an interest in your daughter's life and not insisting on meeting the parents the first time you dropped her off for a sleepover.

_PoPeYe__fml 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:01

FAIL!

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tifney737 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 6:34

I say maybe dating kates brother cause she has held up well for several years so why would she slip now??

justmeagirl 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 7:34

Either Kate has a brother she never mentioned, or you haven't been noticing what's been going on for two years. Either way, way to know what your kids are up to. Nice to see such a standard of parenting these days.

LilaBear 1

Thursday 13 August 2009 7:52

It is very possible your daughter is dating her friend's brother.

FML_IS_FUNNY 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:30

Has anyone come to the possiblity that maybe KATE MOVED!!!!!!!! And her daughthers boyfriends family moved in??? I mean "helloooooooooooooooo" I moved four times as a kid. Maybe Kate moved and the daughter didn't say anything then started dating the guy. BTW dating at 15 is nothing. U shuld be allowed 2 date @ 13. But chaproned dates with like ur parents or something. Den when u start HS @ about 15 group dates. Den @ like 16/17 u can go on alone dates. In my opinion.

gross__ 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:34

She's either dating her brother as people have said, or Kate never exsisted. If it's that, then that's definitely your fault for not meeting a friend of hers after 2 years ...

cmac86 23

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:53

wow. quite a little **** you've raised there. good job.

sarinninja 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:11

fail. you don't know who your 13 to 15 year old daughter is staying with?

Fella 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 10:16

OMG, well i quess it's better than driving her to her crack dealer for 3 yrs. Which is what could happen seeing as how you obv wouldnt even notice her friend kate having an Escobar like father. You dumb mother!