By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 16:51 - Canada - Galt

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML
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Llamassss 21

I would imagine that would be pretty painful.

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HeartOfLead 24

How can your boyfriend believe such a crazy thought, unless... the brother can control what people think. I think we have a bigger problem at hand!

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Eiregal2 10

I am sorry to sound mean, but doesn't say much for your boyfriends IQ does it?

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Cynical_1 26

Polly want a little breast milk with his crackers? I know I always take some with mine...it's yummy. Lol

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metalhedcop 6

Sounds like it's time for you to become single again, and be a little more picky.

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Steve95401 49

Did your brother convince your dumb-ass boyfriend that you also hatch the newborn parrots?

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crisanba 18

You either have a smart brother or a dumb boyfriend for him to believe that

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell your boyfriend that the parrot sucks dicks too. Ask him to try. If he's stupid enough to believe your brother, he's stupid enough to believe this, and the parrot will stop his ability to procreate.

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jesustitts 20

Only if it destroys the balls as well. There was a man on Ripley's believe it or not who had his penis removed, medical reasons of course, and a finger put in its place and worked just like a penis.

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vlalam 24

Ur bro seems to be a genius and ur bf is just dumb?

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