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By father of the year - 01/08/2013 06:21 - United States

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
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carleybeak 21

She seems too stupid to be driving at all

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sematariux 7

You sir, have raised a complete moron.. FYL

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etishuman22 32

So my response to that would have been, "Yes, you only live once in your first car accident. The next one you'll get into you will die. Drive more carefully, YOUR LIFE AND OTHERS LITERALLY DEPENDS ON IT!!" That's not really lying to her, right?

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deusraps 8

I find it hard to believe she will respond to logic.

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TheLittleBear 19

Did she hit her head on impact? That's the only excuse...

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diagnosed 15

dude seriously take her license away she's not smart enough to drive she needs to go take a driving course and learn how to tell which is which before she ever allowed to drive again. and I agree with the majority of the posters don't let her breed we don't need any more retarded individuals

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Kateyez_26 13

What he should be taking away too is the car. I'm sure ppl on the road wanna live.

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awkward_gothlady 32

Believe it or not, there really are people who forget which way left is. I am one of them. I had to figure out a whole different way of knowing which side of the road I needed to be on before I could drive safely. But the fact that she has such a nonchalant attitude toward a car crash is troubling.

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monnanon 13

er i dont mean to be nasty but when driving the driver is always seated nearest the middle of the road. the left and right thing confuses everyone from time to time but it doesnt factor into driving that much once you are in the car.

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thehuntress309 12

Smh why god, why? What does she drive though, just incase so we can avoid a collision...

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jonnyscash 12

Please tape her ****** shut. Not letting her breed is best.

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etishuman22 32

Not effective enough. Tie the tubes. TIE THE TUBES!!!

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r1nstang 3

please tell me you did the right thing. took the car away took the phone away. and will not buy her another car again until she's smart enough to know left/right and no longer says Yoko... in fact never buy her another car.. she doesn't need to be behind the wheel. she was probably texting or updating Facebook

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naiveprophet 15

If she's 18, she may be out of the house and not under the parents' control.

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