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By father of the year - 01/08/2013 06:21 - United States

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 486
You deserved it 11 877

Same thing different taste

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carleybeak 21

She seems too stupid to be driving at all

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_DeRpS_ 6

So by her logic she knows right but not left? K.

SparklyCuntt 12

YDI for raising a dumbass. Shame you're not in B.C Canada, the idiot would lose her Novice License immediately since it was her fault.

sadly i have heard it as a verb before :(

iGottaFindBubbah 12

We make sacrifices and try to raise our children to be smart and successful individuals but things don't always turn out as planned.

Epikouros 31

YDI if you married her mother for her looks.

Horse power pf the engine should never be higher than IQ number. In thi case, bike is the safest option

No, she can still run into a car on a bike. Or she'll forget that she has to put her foot down when she stops throwing her into traffic.

lazygirlWOW 9

I'm afraid to drive because of people like her who exist...

Disown her. Get her fixed. Problem solved.

She is a moron and you have obviously failed as a parent. Do the world a favor and sterilize both her and yourself.