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By father of the year - 01/08/2013 06:21 - United States

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML

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By lostforlife - 13/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Camden

Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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JustJumped 22

Thursday 1 August 2013 16:12

Don't let her breed

carleybeak 21

Thursday 1 August 2013 16:13

She seems too stupid to be driving at all

Comments

TechFire 25

Thursday 1 August 2013 18:36

Forgetting left and right is one of those brainfart things happens to a lot of people, but I just can't fathom how that of all things could result in a car crash.

aniluapss 9

Thursday 1 August 2013 18:53

I think this FML is more about the YOLO than forgetting left and right

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:00

Ok, it's not the forgetting right/left that's the bad part, that happens occasionally. But mixing them up shouldn't make her forget the basics of road safety and that drivers are supposed to look before turning. Even when turning off on the inside lane - just in case there's a cyclist or some dullard trying to undertake you or something stupid like that.