By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 03:54 - Canada - Montréal

Today, my 19 year-old brother called me a moron and told me to go read a book, after I corrected him when he said girls don't have colons. FML
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PandaSmile 24

Oh the irony. Does he also think girls can't pee with a tampon in and that they don't fart either?

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interesting33 36

Took me a moment to get that!! Brilliant.

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cocainewhore 30

Being Welsh and speaking British English as a second language, this confused the hell out of me for about 10 minutes.

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BrailynRaylynn 22

I think your brother needs to pick up the book, "Everybody Poops," and educate himself.

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Shade1982 20

Or the Catholic version "You're a Naughty Child And That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You".

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evank98 10

Curious about what he thinks colons do...

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Enzymatic 14

he sounds stupid and uneducated

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Sathane 21

Girls don't poop or fart. What do they need a colon for?

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countryb_cth 38

Decoration. And once in a while it shoots glitter and rainbows.

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inolongercare 19

True story: my brother didn't think girls peed because we didn't have a penis. So every time I went to the bathroom he thought I was pooping. He was 13...

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Dominus101 20

Good of you to put that Lil Chauvinistic prick in his place

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mccrightp 29

Ah, so that's why girls don't poop or fart! I guess I was married to guy all that time. Everything makes sense now.

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