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By Benji - 22/01/2009 12:06 - France

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

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Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML

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By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Nolo - 24/11/2023 02:30

Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 137

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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You deserved it 104

By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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You deserved it 2 664

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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Top comments

Spikeyvietx 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 8:41

I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:34

creeper.

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enfpftw 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:04

what are you doing going out with a 19 year old...?

funkycloud7137 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:09

1st: ewwww 2nd: If you're so mature why is a 30 year old whining to the internet about how his 19 year old gf dumped him?

diskincluded 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:35

Age is mandatory. Maturity, optional.

supernovaa 3

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:32

age and maturity often don't equate.

luvpuppy 13

Sunday 23 June 2013 7:38

I started reading grade 5-6 novels in grade 1, I made complicated dishes by grade four, and I still find fart jokes funny. Maturity doesn't giv a fuq.

podrummer9209 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:49

Creeper = Agreed with 38. I've been the most mature in my grade for quite some time. I don't need to be an old man to know how to control myself =]

mellowyellowww 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:54

date a womannn your aaaaaaaaaaaaageeeeee.

mastershake 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 7:00

uhhh yeah thats gross

princess90 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 23:49

just cuz you are 30 doesnt mean your mature, look at the guys in the movie knocked up, they are pretty old, and they are ******* immature:O your ex was probably right, you should grow up.. and yea thats gross, bunt lucky you i guess...

bubbagrove 1

Tuesday 20 November 2012 3:56

Knocked up is a movie. Alot of things happen in movies. That doesn't mean they have to happen in real life.

caretoshare 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:22

woooow. you used "i'm 30" as an excuse. that proved yor gf's point. bravo dada.

jokolopolop 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 10:38

Lola at ur picture

apathetic 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 17:00

you shouldn't be dating a 19 year old in the first place...

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