By single and hatless - 28/11/2015 03:46 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
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Miss_Chevious 37

Either his beanie was a gift from his fairy god mother or he just needed a reason to dump you. FYL

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IridianShadow 20

Well technically.. it only kind of sort of ended up on your side of the bed when he was looking for it. No seriously, if it was truly missing, why was his first thought his girlfriend 'stealing' it?

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Tannasgh 22

Did it have a propeller...uh...what a child he must be...good riddance...

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jeffprobs 29

Girls always take hats? Why? Its certainly not a reason to dumb someone, but why do you love looking at my head, seeing my headwear then removing it, and then wearing it yourself?

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idk_rose 25

Moral of the story: Don't date guys with beanie hat fetishes.

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JulieLucero 18

Can't wait till he finds it and op follows up about him crawling back.

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lahutchins 23

That beanie must have been the one thing keeping him from being a douche bag.

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oceaneyes213 21

It could've been really special to him. My friend has a scarf that his mother made him before she passed away and when he lost it he was really upset.

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