By single and hatless - 28/11/2015 03:46 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 439
You deserved it 2 255

Same thing different taste

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Either his beanie was a gift from his fairy god mother or he just needed a reason to dump you. FYL

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If it were real to him, he wouldn't go that far over a hat. Or at least I wouldn't.

Lesson learned..don't screw around with a man's beanie hat..!

this guy either couldn't think of a way to end the relationship, or he misplaced the beanie and it's right in front of him and he is gonna feel really dumb in a few days...sorry that happened OP

Drentiful 9

My 2 year relationship with my girlfriend ended too. Yesterday. :( I feel your pain.

I hope he finds his hat, realises his mistake and then spends the rest of his life regretting breaking up with you and not trusting you.

What compelled you to date a guy who wears a beanie hat in the first place?

streetvybz 8

why did you steal it? #GUILTYUNTILPROVENINNOCENT

BEANIES ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN LOVE DUH!!!!! Jk But if my girlfriend took my beanie id buy a better one in her favorite color and then wear it all the time