Love: Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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By Serire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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You deserved it 5 312

By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Monday 12 September 2011 18:58

It's for the best. Now you can find a man with a pair.

godlybacon 5

Monday 12 September 2011 18:57

No way, that's awful! And at 23 he shouldn't be forced into things by his mother... FYL

Comments

PremierWu1 7

Monday 12 September 2011 22:59

Seems like his mom also thought that tornadoes and hurricanes are the same thing.

good41thing198 7

Monday 12 September 2011 23:15

He lied. Pretty pathetic lie. More pathetic, she bought it.

Lily_lops95 0

Monday 12 September 2011 23:45

F*ck that!! I would kick that b*tch in the cooter!

yazzy101 11

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:32

I think ur better off without him

underguarded 20

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:37

What did you expect from a guy living with his mother?

Kristoffer 35

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:45

Better off without him, I say. Can't be much of a man if he lets his mother push him around. On the other hand, he'd likely let you push him around, too. Go talk to his mama and see if she'll make him come crawling back to you.

jacieg97 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:22

Thats terrible, just yesterday i got dumped over text from my boyfriend of 5 months because we 'never saw eachother' even tho everytime i tried to go to lunch with him he just wanted to go with his friends.

EPICROCKERNINJA 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:25

If he listens to his mom at TWENTY THREE,and can't learn how to be a real adult,He probably wasn't even worth it.

thewife5 19

Tuesday 13 September 2011 2:08

How sad.. Sounds like your ex-boyfriend needs a job and his own place and start making his own decisions. However, you should be happy to be rid of her!