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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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Same thing different taste

So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By Momfail - 27/02/2022 06:00

Today, I had my son do some chores around the house. I was fairly proud of him for doing it himself, until he told me he accidentally washed his Nintendo in his sheets, and now it doesn’t work. I can’t afford a new one and he now refuses to do chores because, “I did and look what happened!” FML

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By Katherine - 13/02/2012 21:23 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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By unknown - 26/02/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 16:00

Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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texashorns82492 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:27

What a little punk

lmmmr 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:29

Fail. Don't let kids or animals near your iphone unsupervised.

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christopherlove 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:23

Yay, clean iPhone!

sb_rph 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:30

and as punishment you should sell all his toys and see what he thinks of it i really don't like kids

killloneliness 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:05

He will work for Blackberry when hes older

jeniilouise 0

Monday 12 October 2009 0:21

LOL

Britton 4

Friday 31 July 2009 23:11

On a positive note, you can always check out the FML app once you get another one...portable FML's ftw (:

Hockeylover87_71 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:26

I'd probably put it up for adoption

gurpparmar 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 10:13

the was will void the warrenty... it did to me just lay it out in the sun for a couple hours and good as new:D

jk10210 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 1:45

I dropped mine in a ptcher of beer at the bar on accident and it still works fine.

WeooBeans 14

Wednesday 6 April 2011 22:31

That sucks --- I have a two year old. Just keep a better eye on him, next time!

iForeverLost 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 7:15

oh wow, on the reality's side, keep all children away from iPhones. on the bright side, at least he's cleaning something!

bignate222 1

Friday 19 August 2011 7:47

what a nice kid! washing all your stuff... you should be thanking him! haha FYL

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Same thing different taste

So cute

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