By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 23:32 - Ireland

Today, my 4-year-old daughter couldn't sleep, crying that her teddy bear wants to eat her. My husband thought it would be funny to put the bear right in front of her face while she slept. She's now terrified to sleep anywhere but in our bed. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34

Put your ****** in front of his face. He'll be terrified thinking it would want to eat him and never cross you again.

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SakataGintoki 9

This means war! Get back at him. Whatever he's afraid of, shove it in his face when he's asleep so when he wakes up and has a mini heart attack!

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baref00tmama 15

Your husband sounds like a bully. Who the hell thinks it's "funny" to play on a small child's fears?

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grumpybr 13

Some people should not be allowed to procriate. Specially when they are unable to act older than a 5 years old

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kishorekumar_a 10

*procreate - Fixed that for you...

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grumpybr 13

Dont remember asking. There, fixed your manners for you :)

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pmadNess 16

Also, year should not be plural, and you forgot the E in especially. No need to thank me...

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tenfiftynine 12

Manners? What were you looking for,"May I please fix your spelling?"

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LostByumbers88 5

Aww poor wee thing. To get back at your husband, put something that he's afraid of in front of his face before he wakes up. See how much he likes it. And make sure it's your daughter who does it.

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kishorekumar_a 10

Lets not teach the child bullying too...

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TheLadyOpal 30

Get her a new bear, give the old bear away and tell her the new one will protect her. And tell your husband that if he pulls the same stunt with the new bear, you'll let your daughter sleep in your room for however long it takes for her to feel better, meaning no hanky-panky for him until then.

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pmadNess 16

A new stuffed animal is a great idea, as is the "protector" idea. I would pick another animal rather than a bear, just to assure no new terrors... Withholding sex as a punishment, not too great an idea...

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kishorekumar_a 10

Lets hope, she doesn't kick you out and take your place on the bed making you sleep on the couch...

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You should make him sleep in there with her until she's comfortable again because that's BS.

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xs4u 13

yeh its ok to get the kid to toughen up... life is far worse than a teddy bear. A couple nights of crying and panicking then she adapts to sleeping alone.. big deal

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mattyiscool123 26

I'd demand a refund since teddy bears were never meant to be evil looking

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