By squishy - 11/02/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML
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MadaZer0 8

Hey at least your liked.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

That's why I like you around, too :) *Steals chicken wing from underneath OP's fat rolls.*

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Jrook 0

judging by your picture you're mermaid's twin

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MangeMoi_fml 0

Excuse you, Perdixxx, but I believe the correct term would be "nigga". ****** is something completely different, lls.

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LOLomgWTF 0

lol yay shanaynay!!! but **** #1 for bein racist.....

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Wasted_Elmo 6

I thought this was funny fml post but the comment was killed when Shane Dawson was mentioned shaynaynay is not owned by Shane Dawson he just took the concept from Martin Lawrence show "Martin" just that he made it more retarded but then again he takes up the ass so it suits him as a drag

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HeeeB21 0

hey perdixx I hope ur kids are born dead. ps may u die a long painfull death

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vitaliysilver 0

u fuktard ur prob. fat.so go lick an asshole

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BeautifulColours 0

Describes my friend. But she's skinny, and doesn't eat meat all that much. Just because of the description don't assume. Although there is a fair chance OP's on the heavier side otherwise this wouldn't be much of an FML.

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blackllama 0

I would take it as a complement. They like you around, fried chicken is the best aroma there is, and what's wrong with being squishy?

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purpleisacolor 0

nuhuh big macs are the best smell! and thats why america is fat. o well.

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