Money: Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in... - FML

By Maxwell - 04/02/2010 10:47 - France

Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

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idkweird 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:02

Why did you have 500 dollars easily accessible to a child?

BeeSkwaird 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:11

Why was a shredder accessible to your four-year-old, for that matter!

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cna1216 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 4:42

Why the hell did he have access to it? YDI

fantasyworld 37

Monday 22 December 2014 13:44

Why did he have access to $500 and a shredder?

SquirrellyGirl 20

Monday 22 June 2015 3:03

Yikes! The things kids do sometimes...

lizt 22

Monday 18 July 2016 22:01

Um, I'm just saying it'd be different if it was maybe $20, or even $50, it just doesn't make sense to be leaving that much money in a place to where they'd know where to get it, they're 4 years old, yeah they get into everything but how long were they not being watched over? Paper shredders aren't the quietest appliance either, I don't really feel sorry for you cause paper shredders and $500 shouldn't be where they're easily accessible to a toddler, I don't care if shredders are idiot proof it's not a toy to be played with

OfficiallyFluffy 6

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