Money: Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in... - FML

By Maxwell - 04/02/2010 10:47 - France

Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

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idkweird 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:02

Why did you have 500 dollars easily accessible to a child?

BeeSkwaird 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:11

Why was a shredder accessible to your four-year-old, for that matter!

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FUrlife95 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 8:12

Beat that kid... like a true French man!

Niki0308 0

Monday 18 April 2011 5:06

YDI for letting him near so much and apparently not watching him! 

zwcs 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 21:29

why does ur 4yr old have access to a shredder?

redflayme79 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 5:16

Screw the money, type kids accidents with shredders into google and do a little reading. You're lucky your child still has full use of his hands. How can anyone with a child not know how dangerous this is? Do you let him play unsupervised with the garbage disposal and lawn mower as well?

zwcs 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:36

why does your child have access to a shredder?

softball40xx 0

Monday 11 July 2011 4:34

u better teach that boy a lesson!!

cobaltjedi 13

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:20

smack your kid

shoopis2 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:47

He's helping the economy

imsobad 0

Monday 12 September 2011 12:53

Don't leave money where your children can get it. And why would you just leave your shredder around for children to play with? Like"hey I'm bored, wanna go play with the shredder?"

Laxplayer1515 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:44

Sell him try and get the money back

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