By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 05:42 - United States

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Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML
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Mallorydomio 0

Hahaha fatties need love too

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realsdmf 4

Fatty sex is the best sex. Also, they were currently having more sexy time than you.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Generally, I'd say that if she's that loud, ask her to turn on some music next time or something. But you sound like a hater.. you can't expect your roommate never to have sex. If her size bothers you that much, you shouldn't have moved in with her.

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kalbrek009 20

just start giggling every time they start doing it and if asked why you giggle, ask if they need flour to find the wet spot on her and what he uses to "extend" himself to get it in...either they'll do it else where or you'll get kicked out...problem solved...I'm sure 800 lbs must smell pretty rank during sex....oh, maybe u could dump a glass if ice water on them and yell..."shoo!" Just kidding. :(

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denvan 0

Sounds like a mission is happening in the room. •hum theme•

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emu1 2

throw a Twinkie between them and see what happends!

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nickflackafury 0

really 400pounds?

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stfuexe 0

I feel sorry for the person that's Gonna be at the bottom.

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jamieb914 0

omg totally hilarious! But you do sound like you're jealous that you're not getting any lovin!

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