Kids: Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone....

By lebowski - 28/11/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML

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By Momma - 19/06/2010 07:47 - France

Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML

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By Saraitkddh - 06/10/2018 05:00

Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML

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Sunday 28 November 2010 9:24

YDI for having that type of album on your phone for people to get hold of.

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 9:41

why do people *insist* on taking naked photos of themselves?

Comments

dt520 4

Sunday 28 November 2010 9:55

ha! private album on a cell phone... thats a good one!

sarah48_fml 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 9:57

there is nothing wrong with taking those type of pictures, just be more careful where you keep them. at least your younger brother found them and not your mom/dad, teacher, boss, etc.

Judus_beej 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 15:04

agreed! Want to exchange? j/k or am I? muhhahahaahahah

djrapp 0

Monday 29 November 2010 5:46

your ******* hot!!!!!!!!

KidLightning 2

Wednesday 1 December 2010 2:54

*****.

supermathnerd22 1

Sunday 28 November 2010 10:03

make sure he doesn't snitch!

courtsx 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 10:06

Just shows what kind of person you are if you take those pictures and keep them. That would be the first thing on my mind if someone had my phone. YDI.

that_guy_ollie 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 11:38

woop devon ! that is all

Jay1D 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 13:16

who said they took the photos, it could simply be there **** collection...

smacky101 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 10:24

your life sucks for having a five year old brother that can't read.

RosiePatosie 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 10:32

I never will understand why people put that stuff on their phones..

Sadochan 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 10:34

Slap your **** of a brother and tell the **** to read, give me your address so u can beat the ******* myself.

AthinaMarie 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 10:36

Wow he is young o_O Anger problems darlin?

pytel93 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 10:41

were they worth the look?? lol

dynky 3

Sunday 28 November 2010 10:52

your brother's five and he can't read yet?

FFML_314 11

Sunday 28 November 2010 10:56

I wish I had the energy to explain why you're stupid.

pytel93 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 10:57

lol

catatonicsleep 17

Sunday 28 November 2010 11:32

They're not stupid, most 5 year olds can read, to an extent, they should be able to read lots of words by age 5

killabee 0

Monday 29 November 2010 18:32

FFML314: I have the energy to explain why you're stupid. You should be literate at 5, obviously not big words and you might have to sound them out, but reading at 5 is not a "stupid" concept. My mom used to read with me every night and I was able to read at 4.

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 30 November 2010 5:21

Well, thank you Captain Obvious. I wasn't saying that it isn't plausible to read at age 5. Most kids can read by the age of 5, but it does not mean that all children can read by that age. By saying "your brothers 5 and he can't read yet?" you're making a statement that it is necessary for a child to read at the age of 5. Some children have developmental problems or are off their growth curve. The mind of a child, works in mysterious ways and quite honestly, it's clear that you know nothing of the sort. This is not something I'm willing to argue out with you, because it's obvious that you have no clue as to why I called him an idiot in the first place. As for you, calling me an idiot, HA, don't make me laugh.