Kids: Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50...

By Lolaa123 - 25/09/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school, mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML

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Today, my daughter told me she would rather hang herself than hang out with me. All I did was remind her to go to bed at a reasonable time to get some sleep for an activity she likes doing. FML

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Today, I told my daughter that she wasn't allowed to eat in her room, so she sat at the table and glared at me for 10 minutes while she ate. She's 15. FML

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Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

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Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 10:28 - United States - Richmond

Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML

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By DocShadow - 03/12/2013 17:33 - United States - New York

Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 9:19

Well shit, go chill with them cool parents.

xlorawrz 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:22

And she's only five? Imagine the teenage years.

Comments

fedora11 12

Sunday 25 September 2011 23:36

Teach your child some manners and respect.

letsgooo_fml 23

Monday 26 September 2011 0:54

Teach her manners. That's just rude, especially for a 5 year old.

dwsgirl 8

Monday 26 September 2011 1:31

Take her hand in yours and remind her where her food comes from. There are more important things out there; it's good to learn early.

puppytaco64 8

Monday 26 September 2011 3:29

117, Hippie much? Iet me guess, school is just another way "the man" controls everyone's life's.

sierralovesyou 0

Monday 26 September 2011 4:13

Sounds like you should start hanging out with the cool parents.

valdancer99 0

Monday 26 September 2011 4:18

Go get em' tiger!

xweon 8

Monday 26 September 2011 4:23

I'm so sorry that is terrible

brando_jones96 0

Monday 26 September 2011 5:34

C'mon...dont be THAT parent!

KushMastaDisasta 3

Monday 26 September 2011 13:04

102- I wouldn't really care if the comment was remotely funny. I don't see the humor in calling someone arrogant, especially someone you know nothing about.