Kids: Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50...

By Lolaa123 - 25/09/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school, mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 10:28 - United States - Richmond

Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML

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Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 9:19

Well shit, go chill with them cool parents.

xlorawrz 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:22

And she's only five? Imagine the teenage years.

Comments

hellokitty76 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 18:48

tell her ok , and that u gonna adopt a lil girl that does appreciate having a mom taking her to school ... n it doesn't matter to her how cool or not her new mommy is .. she just happy to have one ... better straighten her up now , it might sound cute now , but not so much later

hellokitty76 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 18:55

tell her you going to exchange her with another lil girl ... dat isn't ashamed of you ... it might sound cute now , but later on it b more hurtful ..

fatalwish 6

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:10

And thats when in front of her friends id tell her shes adopted and i never loved her good luck getting over that mind **** for the next 10 years

FarSide 22

Sunday 25 September 2011 21:56

I like your humor. Why make 'em laugh for a few seconds when you can **** with their mind for 20 years? LOL.

UrLyfSuxx 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:37

Share your animal crackers & tell them how Blue's Clues is so overrated. Then you'll be cool.

mpclaw 3

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:50

Well she's right. Make good choices!

Country29 16

Sunday 25 September 2011 20:55

Well you should try hangin with the cool parents then.

bannedforlife 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 21:34

Stop feeding her 'til she gets her priorites straight.

cruzing619 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 22:03

Um how do I messag ppl on this ?

badactor009 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 22:13

Why is everyone concerned about some 5 year old kids opinion? The fact that you posted this indicates the "child" already took over way back when. Get a grip and gain some perspective on the situation. So, your next post will be about your Pomeranian's opinion?