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By Lolaa123 - 25/09/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school, mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML
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tigerlilypop 7

Well shit, go chill with them cool parents.

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xlorawrz 9

And she's only five? Imagine the teenage years.

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gleeklove 2

It's crazy... I mean I was babysitting a little girl yesterday and she called me a freak. What has our generation turned into...

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daydreamer244 13

no big deal, she just called u uncool thts all.

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lolitroll_fml 0

Teen years will suck for you Daughter: you can drop me off 10 blocks away from school Mom: why? Daughter: because my friends think your lame

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roxyelizabeth 3

Kids learn by example.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

You totally deserve it, OP. Everyone knows you are supposed to hang with the cool parents. Bah, you're such a square.

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ilovenutella10 0

Give her a barbie doll and you'll be cool ;)

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BritLass 15

School is one big social hierarchy, that's just the way it is! So don't feel bad (:

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mishkaroni 15

what does a 5 year old know about cool? Maybe you didn't buy her the right lunchable or pudding flavor for lunch.

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