By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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killer_corn 0

I don't take crap from kids. I would of destroyed the Green ones.

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dramakat11 0

Lol. I thought I was bad. My fifth birthday party is on tape. One girl says "open this one, Amanda!" and I shouted "Go to Hell Jasmine!"

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jollyholly414 0

that is horrible for a 5 year old to be speaking like that. I'm more that twice his age and I don't even speak like that...

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oogyboogy 6

Hey look what I did cool now try it it blue (blank angry stare) I'm bustin my ass tryin to make something cool so I can give a good recomendation to my parents so who the hell are you to tell me to make it in blue so why don't you just shut the **** up

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grenade_fml 0

this is the best thing ever! i love it! i laugh every time i read it still.

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PurpleHaze23 0

Hands down, funniest FML.

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