By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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killer_corn 0

I don't take crap from kids. I would of destroyed the Green ones.

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erinoty 0

Oh god xD I wish i knew this kid. Thats such a great comeback. Im still laughing. This isint really a FML Its more of a, i know a awesome lil kid. Except, i suppose he should be diciplined. Or he'll be hell when he's older.

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SuperSpore 0

Seriously, someone needs to teach this kid some manners. If it's spanking or not, they just need to get the manners taught to him. I'm 12 and I'm still to afraid to say a cuss word, or something similiar to a cuss word, and I haven't been spanked in over 2 years. Someone seriously needs to teach him manners.

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_xandria_ 0

OMFG LMFAO!!!!!! THATS HILARIOUS! I'M SERIOUSLY LAUGHING MY ******* ASS OFF!! LMAO!!! HAHA..phew...

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yanarach 0

No one should have ever. ever. ever. used that kind of language around him. Any one who swears around a child deserves a horrible punishment. It's not the kids' fault though :

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AnnaSeptic 0

Hahahaha that's awesome. But why's everyone saying he should be hit? He probably doesn't even know what it means.

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Black_Letter 19

I have Crystal version, the older versions like Gold and Crystal are way more fun than these crap newer versions.

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birkenstocks 0

That is so terrible! But it's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Love it

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wrestler17 0

Wow I'm only seventeen, but seriously kids nowadays, where is the time for innocence and not to mention time to learn manners. It's sad because when you hear about kids and the media exposing them to things younger and younger you think teenagers like fourteen years old or something, but no it's reaching the really little kids who are seeing this and are trying to act like teenagers and kids in college, I'm not saying it's like this with all kids but far to many and kids are just that much more spoiled and bratty than ten years ago.... It really does make my stomach turn, whatever happened to trading pokemon cards? That underground trade use to be the biggest thing weighing in on kids minds when I was eight. And no I was not perfect when I was that age nor am I now nor are/ were the other kids my age

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