"Man thank goodness my snake got out of both it's cage and my home and happened to find a bunny left outdoors alone at the exact same moment...otherwise I'd be forced to MAKE UP something to get on FML" ^sarcasm

would have been better if the rabbit was a toddler. Poor bunny.

My first bunny died from a cat. The cat's owner was bloody irresponsible that the cat just roamed free to wherever she wants. They don't even feed the cats, my other neighbours have to feed the cats with leftover food. And that cat gave birth right behind my semi-outdoor kitchen. It was just one day that the bunny was hopping around my kitchen when she got bitten. Apparently my bunny didn't die from the bite, but from heart attack. Literally scared to death. Initially I wanted to run the cat over, but it wasn't the cat's fault. I don't blame the cat. its baby are now fully grown and roam free everywhere. I understand bunnies are at the bottom of the food chain. And I got over it. Still, I just hate those irresponsible owners who don't believe that a pet's life counts as one ******* life. Those who just own a pet because they thought the pet's cute, then abandon the pet afterwords. I just wish they burn in hell. I learned from the lesson though, now I got a new bunny. She lives happily in the house.

I hope you don't plan on having kids anytime soon. (Don't need those getting loose and constricting anybody.) Seriously, though, your stupidity cost someone else their pet. You just majorly failed the first "who should be allowed to procreate" test.

Snakes are terrible pets to begin with, and you're not even able to keep tabs on yours. So, yes, FYL.

That sucks sort of. I have had two snakes and they can be tricky if you aren't really careful (I am an each of them has gotten out once). Learn your lesson and pay more attention to the cage latch. Also, hopefully you were a decent person and offered amends, like a new bunny.

i want a snake... Bet that was a superb dinner for it, being able to hunt and all that was probably a nice change

aw poor rabbit! :( FML indeed.

Haha win!

How the **** do you lose something that's six feet long? Hell, if you lose something that big, chances are that you shouldn't own it in the first place.