Miscellaneous: Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 01:34 - United States - West Chester

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

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By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

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By Alex Andreas - 02/07/2015 03:10 - United States - Edmond

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML

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By blindsparrow - 18/11/2014 05:35 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

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By Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2018 02:33

Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML

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By yif2 - 16/05/2015 11:47 - United States

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:42 - Ireland

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:52 - Macedonia

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

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By uh-oh - 25/03/2012 05:49 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

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teqifsha 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 16:21

My 6 foot snake constricted your mom last night

FreddyLunch 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:51

At least it wasn't constricting them.

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skullbuster 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 6:55

Ok, unless this whole FML was a euphemism for OP ******* his neighbor's daughter in their yard with his long schlong, I'm not sure why this shit made it up on the site?!

mrhe3t 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 2:26

That's Exactly what I thought at First!!! o.0

nnnik 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 7:34

Totally your fault. Good job.

rushofbluecrush 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 7:40

At least it wasnt constricting the neighbors baby. THAT would have been akward...believe me ive been in that Situation and i do NOT wanna go back...

moony_fml 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 10:15

i am sure the bunny was evil anyways

jason221 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 10:38

The utter lack of intelligence in this thread saddens me. "YDI FOR OWN1NG SNAEK!!1!!one!!!11 lulz" ...I can already feel my brain cells dying.

The_Cait 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 17:36

I love how everyone is saying "You deserve it" as if the ONLY way a pet can get out is if the owner is completely irresponsible. Guess what, folks: accidents happen.

LadyAlathia 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 17:41

YDI. It's jackasses like you that are the reason the Everglades has upwards of 100,000 pythons and constrictors breeding like crazy and moving north. These animals do NOT belong in North America. Period.

effyourface 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:57

ur an asshole! youre lucky it wasnt a person that got constricted or you would be in jail dumbass!

toosoonbreh 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:35

... Is this a euphamism?

Freakaknight 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:39

Nice going lol. Hope your snakey showed that bitch of a rabbit who's boss ;). Saying that for even a 6ft snake, taking on a rabbit is a pretty big deal? what is it exactly? Oh and as for the not being his fault: Snakes can squeeze through the smallest of gaps. My viv was slightly open once and my snake got out and slithered down my shirt >.< How i love her so..Yeah..Snakes are way better pets anyway :P

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