Kids: Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled...

By :| - 26/09/2015 04:10 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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lex1459 38

Saturday 26 September 2015 23:55

You've raised an evil genius, congratulations, OP! You should be very proud!

caterinette 12

Saturday 26 September 2015 23:59

Seems like you have a little Targaryen right there...

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GenitalMonster 1

Sunday 27 September 2015 9:41

Check her scalp for 6's

riddhi 16

Sunday 27 September 2015 13:27

now that you put it like that, its scary but maybe she didnt really touch the tray?

Enzymatic 14

Sunday 27 September 2015 14:54

maybe your just clumsy

bassfisher100 23

Sunday 27 September 2015 15:15

no comment..

KillerBluebird 2

Sunday 27 September 2015 16:43

This needs a follow up in 10 years...

organizse 28

Sunday 27 September 2015 16:58

Would her name happen to be Pearl?

MurielWeathers 9

Sunday 27 September 2015 16:59

She might have congenital analgesia. It's an insensitivity to pain.

TheLynx_fml 20

Sunday 27 September 2015 19:24

It's the Carbonaro effect

Val0 17

Sunday 27 September 2015 19:48

I see super hero potential

phreaker913 21

Sunday 27 September 2015 21:29

your name wouldn't happen to be rosemary would it? because your baby is possessed by the devil

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