Kids: Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled... - FML

By :| - 26/09/2015 04:10 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML

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Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By gbabyy - 22/11/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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lex1459 38

Saturday 26 September 2015 23:55

You've raised an evil genius, congratulations, OP! You should be very proud!

caterinette 12

Saturday 26 September 2015 23:59

Seems like you have a little Targaryen right there...

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stativaqueen840 8

Tuesday 29 September 2015 20:18

the orphans back..

Dark_Zekrom 21

Tuesday 29 September 2015 22:46

If this is a common occurrence you might want to go get her checked at a doctor's office. It could be damaged nerves causing her not to feel pain.

adelynzzz 7

Wednesday 30 September 2015 10:57

little kids are scary!

Ale1490 7

Thursday 1 October 2015 1:58

Your daughter must be god, OP

The_ghetto_mango 25

Sunday 17 January 2016 19:23

Make her touch the next tray out of the oven. It would serve her right.

Cavsfodawin 21

Friday 1 July 2016 6:23

Cue X-Files theme

Cavsfodawin 21

Friday 1 July 2016 6:25

She is a future evil genius, she feels no pain.

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