Kids: Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled...

By :| - 26/09/2015 04:10 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML

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Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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Saturday 26 September 2015 23:55

You've raised an evil genius, congratulations, OP! You should be very proud!

caterinette 12

Saturday 26 September 2015 23:59

Seems like you have a little Targaryen right there...

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gracehi 31

Sunday 27 September 2015 2:04

Is your name Rose Mary?

inolongercare 19

Sunday 27 September 2015 2:05

Check for a grouping of 3 6's

nuka_cola 15

Sunday 27 September 2015 2:21

You did not call her lucifer or some thing like that...did you

zarrganaut 17

Sunday 27 September 2015 2:25

I'd be terrified too! Demon child! :p

AlphaWolf0722 18

Sunday 27 September 2015 2:44

You were burned, not scalded. Moist heat (i.e. steam) causes scalds. Dry heat (i.e. touching a hot object) causes burns.

weveallbeenthere 30

Sunday 27 September 2015 2:47

I would not make her mad.

CoreyMan01 10

Sunday 27 September 2015 2:48

Op's daughter is the devil and the anti-christ in a small package, obviously.

deathshead 19

Sunday 27 September 2015 6:23

ha now I have proof my friends where wrong! I couldnt be the antichrist.

Emirac 10

Sunday 27 September 2015 2:54

Sometimes it just depends on how fast the touch is. I accidentally grabbed a rack in the oven the other day when my oven mitt slipped. One finger burned, the other didn't, and neither of them hurt.