Kids: Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where...

By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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You deserved it 6 965

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By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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You deserved it 11 458

Out of the mouth of babes...

By DEE - 26/07/2018 15:00

Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML

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You deserved it 479

By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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You deserved it 10 589

By seethroughpee - 06/05/2015 05:22 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

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You deserved it 3 984

Eat Y'self Fitter

By Shnur - 05/04/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

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You deserved it 21 168

By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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You deserved it 502

Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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You deserved it 18 122

By madeyoulaugh - 25/11/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML

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You deserved it 8 185

Concerned parent

By trying - 24/09/2023 22:30 - United States

Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML

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You deserved it 202

Keeping up appearances

By vanessax - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Crown Point

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

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You deserved it 23 437

wifey08 13

Monday 6 May 2013 10:08

She is innocent and meant well. Yay for having a caring daughter :)

sunnyt 5

Monday 6 May 2013 10:06

Those are words of encouragement!

Comments

Jharrist89 12

Monday 6 May 2013 10:30

Pretty awesome coming from a 6 year old. They're usually pretty blunt at that age.

profoundkisses 18

Monday 6 May 2013 10:33

AWWWW that's precious!

AwesomeMe124 9

Monday 6 May 2013 10:35

kids will be kids. Don't be so rough on yourself OP.

chuka81 27

Monday 6 May 2013 10:37

Hello Darling, you are not ugly, you just look ugly. WTF am i saying?

PhotoSmith 25

Monday 6 May 2013 10:39

Being fat does not mean being ugly.

kakarot2 11

Monday 6 May 2013 21:55

Well.... Definitely doesn't mean attractive either. Unless you're into that

Mr_Satan 11

Tuesday 7 May 2013 15:41

That depends on how fat we're talking. My mind goes to obese when I hear fat, and obese people generally fall on the ugly side from what I've seen.

sabrinaacrow 26

Monday 6 May 2013 10:50

Since you're not fat maybe it's the style of clothing you're wearing that makes you look fat. Use this as an excuse to go shopping for new clothes!

tardisangel 9

Monday 6 May 2013 11:03

this is possibly one of the cutest things i have heard in a while

Zeishah 26

Monday 6 May 2013 11:12

thats so cute:)

LaLince 40

Monday 6 May 2013 11:16

lose height.

ozpunker 20

Monday 6 May 2013 11:31

You're not grounded, you just look grounded.

cycle227 3

Monday 6 May 2013 12:19

She's actually saying that she takes you the very way you are...she means that you're beautiful for her, even if you don't consider yourself beautiful.