Kids: Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without...

By Sadmom - 17/09/2009 23:58 - United States

Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML

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By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2020 19:00 - United Kingdom

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Friday 18 September 2009 9:10

Uh-oh, spaghetti-o's!

kellster 2

Friday 18 September 2009 9:17

I guess you shouldn't have left it in her reach, or her unattended with it, if she couldn't be trusted to be obey you. I hope you're teaching her a lesson about honesty and obedience here! That said, sorry about your laptop. :/

Comments

3timesthefun 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 17:48

you must have been watching your daughter do this the whole time to realize what she had spilled on the computer screen AND to know the side of the sponge she used to clean it with.. FAKE.

mercedeslove 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 23:34

YDI for not keeping your legs closed

dsnke1 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 3:17

YD2Die for being a virgin

leasha12111 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 4:04

never have kids they ruin your stuff

CheckYourPockes 4

Sunday 20 September 2009 5:40

either your daughter is an idiot or you dont know what discipline is

element01 0

Monday 21 September 2009 22:21

kids a woman in training!

ediciusNJ 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 2:46

YDI for having an idiot daughter. I got a Commodore 64 when I was FOUR and I took care of it up until the time it finally conked out due to years of use...12 years later. No Spaghetti-Os, no soapy water, nothing even close. As an extra bonus, my original disk drives, joysticks and monitor all still work just fine to this day. I'm sorry, but that's one stupid 7 year old to do that. And to leave a kid with such diminished mental capacity unattended with a piece of expensive electronics? Also not too bright.