By Anonymous - 16/01/2014 17:57 - United States - Springfield

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML
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Must not hurt too bad considering you don't have balls to discipline and discuss your daughter's actions with her. She's 7! Come on, man! Grow a pair.

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You need to sit her down and say that what she's doing isn't funny.

Gee, maybe if you punish her, maybe she'll learn her lesson and know who's boss.

smack her across the face just once and it don't think she will do it again.

Clearly, it doesn't hurt. Because they aren't big enough for you to man up and discipline the little psycho.

According to my second brother, he used to kick my dad in the nuts all the time in hopes it would stop our parents having another baby (me). The thing is he had barely turned two when I was born so its physically impossible for him to have done so. He also says third kid awesome forth kid ******... Technically hes the forth kid after my mum had a still born

So you're aware you're the parent, right? Obviously you are continually letting her get away with it without any repercussions. ydi