Kids: Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My...

By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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You deserved it 3 129

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By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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By MovingOut - 16/01/2015 01:21 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

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You deserved it 2 509

By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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You deserved it 18 915

By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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You deserved it 10 227

By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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You deserved it 2 829

Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Xerosnake90 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:14

Pwned.

Dosse 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:15

Wow. She's a sneaky one!

Comments

loooooooooool_fml 1

Friday 31 July 2009 0:26

I hate it when mothers do shit like this.

glassisass 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:32

see this is wat i hate about parents that are too stupid to think. i read a lot of fmls like this before and it always ends up with the parents grounding the kid because they think the person did it... how about take some time to talk to the person. and this is for the op. how about you try to defend your self next time. say " i didnt do it" or record your sister cussing you out and give it to your parents...

holli_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:52

agreed.

tacosrawesome77 0

Friday 30 October 2009 23:29

My parents and sister are the same way and anytime you try to explain they usually ignore you, but when my little sister starts crying her punishment is gone within a half-hour

tman188 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 14:07

same for me, my dad won't beleive anything I say, even if it's obviously my sisters fault

leafcrown 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:35

You should've thrown an asparagus at your sister! That always works for me :)

myagirl 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 2:12

holy crap is that really u?????? plz say no!

Meegggaaannnn 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:36

haha thats terrible. id sell the little bitch out. she must have had something against you

Lmao_xD 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:41

F'cking hilarious&soo smart

aback 4

Friday 31 July 2009 0:42

Put a used condom in your sister's laundry for your mother to find.

291togo 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:42

A nice hard donkey punch in the back of your sisters head will set her straight. Plus it won't leave a mark. Phone book beatings don't leave marks either.