Kids: Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML

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Today, my eleven-year-old cousin, who lives with me, has discovered Old Town Road. He’s been playing it for four hours on repeat and I’m ready to scream. FML

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By SomeDJ - 12/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

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maggie_gxx 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?

Schumy0724 4

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs

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chucktlr 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:20

hold on at 9 you know exactly what you are doing; he was just being a dick

Stoj_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:11

Ffjiel is my favourite ambient music guru.

obff527 7

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:30

that's AWESOME

Krittick 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:45

You deserve it for using iTunes.

ShadowPoseidon 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:48

ahahahahahahaha awww xD

Xero3g 5

Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:47

This is why you export databases. Check the folder itunes might have done it automatically the last time you updated. All you have to do us rename the old one.

Von_Mal 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 13:43

Kids are ******* imbeciles.

the_left_hand 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 14:00

That's just brutal.

urlifesuxdix 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 14:25

YDI for having iTunes. It sucks ass

jt_272 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:40

lol

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