Kids: Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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maggie_gxx 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?

Schumy0724 4

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs

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FaIlCaKe4You 0

Friday 26 June 2009 8:35

you can tell hes gonna be the brightest crayon in the crayola box. :D

dyingstart 0

Friday 26 June 2009 9:14

Even if you can't undo it, I'm sure you can identify a good share of it by listening to it. In the future you may wanna consider burning back up disks

yourdumb83 0

Friday 26 June 2009 11:24

yea your life must be pretty hard if the worst thing going on for you is that your nephew changed the names to your itunes. wow f---ing cry.

mixmaster 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 8:24

Really? At nine? Is he special? I have three nine year old nephews right now, and one 8 year old. They all know how to read, spell and some even have their own iTunes. So this is either fake, the 9 year old is way behind, or the 9 year old was pissed at the poster.

dancerfosho 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 11:25

have u watched ffjiel's new video? its amazing! :D

Nacirema20 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 20:18

lmao #1. xD FYL. have fun writing all the songs/bands all over again... :-/

Rellefg 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 12:45

i know how it feels...but 401 songs is nothing...my friend, becouse he thought it would be funny, changed my 1639 songs into "Duck" as title and "Bob Sagget" as artist....

bigbubba127 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:57

I LOVE FFJIEL!!!! did any of you hear ghty3ww? That song is KILLER!

I_Am_The_Edge 4

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:47

Oh, I just thought of a good way to Fix this. It'll work if you have an iPhone or know someone who has one. Download "Shazam" and use that.

anon8989888 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:04

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