By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
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You deserved it 50
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smchls 0

The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.

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lovemyE8 0

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

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funsize003 0

#20, fail. you sound like a white trash middle schooler when you type like that, and your comment has no validity. go away. :)

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fireandice92 0

Yay Oedipus complex!

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crvenazvezda 0

very cute :) but if your 5 year old kid knows you need a boyfriend.... well its about time you got one.

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alkyoo 0

Incest! You deserved it. If your 5 year old thinks you need a boyfriend then get one. That's pretty sad...

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Shizden 0

Freud once said every man subconciously wants to have sex with his mother. Maybe your son wants to have sex with you conciously, too?

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suckstobeyou3 0

Incest sure is adorable!

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lolololcheese 0

did somebody say OEDIPAL COMPLEX?!

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missanica 0

#20: I'm so sick of people saying stuff like this, but I understand, you're 16 and you believe you know the way of the world! I remember having crushes on older boys when I was that age, it's perfectly normal and innocent! Kids say stuff like that exactly because they don't understand the dynamics of a relationship. Seriously, people, stop bitching, judging and being so ****** negative about everything!!

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