By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
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smchls 0

The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.

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lovemyE8 0

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

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FarSide 22

Translation: I desperately need a dad.

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YungMarlon23 0

He might outgrow it eventually... But just incase, it's NEVER too late to inform yur children of how incest and inbreeding is WRONG... jus a thought.

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Broc 0

Did he happen to hang out with Grandma today?

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jnic 0

Aww maybe he just wants you to be happy! That's cute. He doesn't think he's making you out to be desperate. He's too young to be able to think abstractly, he's just heard that "having a boyfriend = happiness".

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Sokai_fml 0

All you people think it's gross or whatever need to grow up. Little kids don't know any better. I found it adorable. ... That is, until he told you the reason why.

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jannas 0

Aww.. cute. And funny XD

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darkstar310 0

U should email me if u need a bf LOL [email protected] LOL

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Brendan90 0

I think that's cute, it's just a little boy looking out for his mother. I'm sure he didn't mean it in any bad way he just wanted to make you happy.

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