By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
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smchls 0

The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.

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lovemyE8 0

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

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HorrorByrd 0

oedipus complex lol starts early

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dgafprincess90 0

aww thats not creepy at all he doesnt know the difference its not fyl cuz you have the sweetest son in the world

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dgafprincess90 0

i agree wit 19 like i said hes a lil boy he doesnt know the difference thats a really sweet thing for him to say = ]

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Coming from someone that young I would think he doesn't really understand the concept, and just thinks this is something every girl is supposed to have.

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phoenixfyre6967 0

I don't support incest but I think its adorable when little kids want to marry their family. There's nothing gross or wrong about it to them thinking that way because what they know about love is that it involves a man and a woman that love each other and haven't an idea of what sex is and that kind of thing

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uglyoldman 0

don't joke about incest, geezus. it's totally normal for young kids to be like that..

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

this really isn't an odd thing for a 5 year old to say. my 5 year old little sister insists she's going to marry our brother. Children think like that, for some reason. It's perfectly normal; so can everyone stop going "INCEST!"? Honestly. OP; fyl. thats tremendously funny, though.

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jillz 0

I agree with #73 - 06/10/2009 at 10:01pm by Guyoverhere.

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