Animals: Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of...

By Dom - 26/05/2012 21:35 - South Africa - Kwa-zulu

Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of my cat, Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past, he has eventually gotten himself out, but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML

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Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

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Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

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By I'm a dumbass - 27/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my cat got his head stuck in the handle of a plastic bag while snooping. Unfortunately, it was the bag I use to put his turds in after scooping them from the litter tray. With the bag trapped around his neck, he got spooked, then ran around the house, spreading turds from the bag as he fled. FML

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By Sarah1330 - 25/02/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

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zombicidal 11

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:33

everyone knows its butters "that's me"

stevenJB 25

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:36

Lol. All i see is the irony of his cat named "butters" is stuck and can't get free. :3 obvious I know, but i felt like pointing it out.

Comments

Pinkfl0yd 9

Monday 28 May 2012 1:16

Why do you have an indoor umbrella stand?

ReginaFalange_fml 13

Monday 28 May 2012 8:30

...why would you have an outdoor one?

ukrichu 14

Monday 28 May 2012 4:19

That's a cute cat name ^-^

CanadianCutie22 16

Monday 28 May 2012 4:49

Guess he will learn the hard way

apocalyptica_fml 9

Monday 28 May 2012 7:14

Poor Butters. :'(

FalconWhitaker 20

Monday 28 May 2012 8:53

Poor kitty :( He sounds like an adorable moron. Hope he got out okay.

robc32ca 4

Monday 28 May 2012 12:15

You left him in all day. You horrible piece of shite!

MyMetalRomance 3

Monday 28 May 2012 18:39

Not so "Buttery" now, isn't he?

Yetifoot 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 10:44

Professor Chaos strikes again!

bethanyjk 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 4:13

help him out... jerk.

ThatEmoVeganChic 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 21:30

**** his life

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