Animals: Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of...

By Dom - 26/05/2012 21:35 - South Africa - Kwa-zulu

Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of my cat, Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past, he has eventually gotten himself out, but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML

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Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

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zombicidal 11

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:33

everyone knows its butters "that's me"

stevenJB 25

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:36

Lol. All i see is the irony of his cat named "butters" is stuck and can't get free. :3 obvious I know, but i felt like pointing it out.

Comments

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:50

Everyone knows it's Butters! Butters: That's me!

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sunday 27 May 2012 2:06

****, I was too late. ALAN!

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 28 May 2012 22:24

Damn it Alan, you were supposed to help me!

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 28 May 2012 23:00

MUHAHAHA.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Thursday 31 May 2012 3:15

Oh...*squints* it seems I've met another mod. Chipmunk uses cuteness! ....it's not very effective.... Chipmunk uses Bribery With Gum! It's super effective! :D

JBMcC 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:53

Make some toast and he'll come right to you.

puppytaco64 8

Sunday 27 May 2012 3:09

Everyone knows cats love bacon, not toast

CRC_101 31

Sunday 27 May 2012 4:53

But Butters goes so wonderfully with toast! D:

charliewetsidege 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:53

"gee fellas, I don't know about this" "Butters, shut the Fu** up and get in the umbrella stand"

tehdarkness 21

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:56

Pics!

jayfreeman80 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 2:01

HMMMM - let's see - this has happened before. Get rid of the umbrella stand and/or the. cat & move on - this is certainly not a life changing event. Get OVER yourself in the process