Animals: Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of...

By Dom - 26/05/2012 21:35 - South Africa - Kwa-zulu

Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of my cat, Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past, he has eventually gotten himself out, but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML

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zombicidal 11

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:33

everyone knows its butters "that's me"

stevenJB 25

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:36

Lol. All i see is the irony of his cat named "butters" is stuck and can't get free. :3 obvious I know, but i felt like pointing it out.

Comments

emstar828 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 5:19

@95 ; I cant believe its not butters. Lmao.

Elovena 9

Sunday 27 May 2012 5:42

Poor kitty!

Syn45 8

Sunday 27 May 2012 5:51

I hope the cat is ok but that is what you get for calling ur cats Butters

saywhaat12 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 5:55

Jjjjj

Neatfellen 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 6:07

yeah

chick92282 15

Sunday 27 May 2012 6:09

Here's a thought: if your cat keeps getting stuck in an umbrella stand, get rid of the damn umbrella stand! At the very least try to prevent the problem by either moving the stand or putting a screen over it. Something!